- piece of my mind -

1. Unique wishes tailored to said person personality/profile picture/description: Sincere response to imminent countdown towards death. Usually responded/commented with comparable length. Signify best/close friends or someone significant in said wisher life.
2. “Happy Birthday <insert name/nickname>” + Additional comments: Refer to number 1.
3. “Happy Birthday” or “Happy Birthday to You” : Signify platonic relationship between said wisher and wishee. Usually the wishee is added by the wisher as friends on Facebook based on a second or third degree relationship. Promoted as a way to be polite towards ‘almost-strangers’.
4. “HPBD”: Refer to number 3. Shorten because the wisher is in a hurry or just lazy. Usually replied with also a short comment, signifying annoyance.

p/s: sorry people. no offense to those offended. hehe

ok title BI tp ak tulis in Malay. jgn banyak soal.

SPM. dekat sume org yang masuk sekolah menengah kat mesia akan amik exam nih as the final hurdle before merdeka. or at least before masuk U. exam paling susah sepanjang belajar dari darjah satu smpi form 5. company2 besar dan agensi2 kerajaan gune result SPM utk gauge budak2 pandai semalaysia, either nk bg diorg scholarship/loan k xnk. Universiti2 semalaysia pon menggunakan result SPM sebagai ukuran nk pilih budak msuk U diorg. kalau result letup, flying colors, straight A, insyaAllah apply scholarship and x flunk interview, dpt la scolarship. mcm aku. ehem3 eksyen ckit. ok cukup. astagha. insaf2 jgn riak. heh.

kembali kepada tajuk. berdasarkan ape yg ak tulis kt atas, boleh la ak ckp bahawa SPM nih penting. mcm tiket utk mase depan yg cerah. result ok, mase dpn pon ok lah ye x. klu result mcm palat, mse dpn still cerah cme jd malap2 la ckit. so pade pendapat aku, SPM nih haruslah dijaga stndrd die. mcm SAT, TOEFL, IB dan bermacam lg test2 yg diiktiraf internationally. tp drpd ape yg ak tengok, sejak ak grad MRSM taun 2006, SPM nih mcm jd makin sng plak. sbb ape? meh ak cte.

dlu sblum ak fly k US nih, ak dtg melawat sekolah lme. MRSM Terendak kesayangan. jumpe cikgu sume, bertanya kaba budak2 junior (adik2 angkat lol) dan bertukar2 cerita. so of course la ak borak ngn cikgu kn. cgu tny blaja mcm mne. ak tny kaba cikgu. borak2. last2 ak tny cgu matematik ak time tuh, “cikgu, budak2 junior sye nih amacam belajar?”. teros air muke cikgu aku berubah. dan bermule lah cikgu ak komplen2, betapa..aaa..slownye bdk2 nih. bygkn la, korg dlu time skola of course matematik moden excel kn. add math tuh len cte ak pon sangkut jgk. tp cgu ak te bdk2 junior nih matmod pon leh sangkut. ape cerite. tp bile result keluar. ok plak. mcm x logik. bkn nk kte diorg xleh improve tp..ntah lah. skeptik la.

teringat jgk ade skali tuh, cikgu fizik ak cerite psl pengalaman die jd slh sorg ahli panel lembaga peperiksaan. kire org yg bikin soklan SPM nih la. die kte, pernah markah lulus subjek add math turun serendah 5%. kire klu tulis nme, jwb soklan 1, agak2 ade jln krje ckit. da lulus da add math. ape cerite?

Maktab aku taun nih dpt GPS 2.07. klu zmn ak dlu, mksdnye almost everyone dlm skolah tuh dpt A2. ade la sorg dpt B3. gile hebat skolah aku. tp sebagai super senior mktb tuh ak tau mktb ak x sehebat tuh. klu x skola ak da jd bitara dah beb haha. mcm mne diorg kire GPS tuh? sistem bru ade A+ la A- la sgt2 la vague. mcm nk menambah range markah A. klu dulu 80-100 A, skrg maybe 70 da A-. adekah itu bermaksud budak2 smkin pandai? ataupon SPM makin sng? korg tentukan.

- filling kurang menjadi akibat cream cheese yg masih tidak lembut sepenuhnya.
- layer cake rase ok, tp leh improve.
- need better topping.

*sad face*

sweetmirandaxo:

feed the damn tumbeasts!

Kembalinya seorang guru, rakan. Semoga roh mu dicucuri rahmat.

Allahyarham Mohd Ishak Mustapha Kamal (1984-2011)

Telah tiba, saat waktu kau tinggalkan kami
Kerana takdir, yang Maha Esa telah menetapkan
Sedih rasanya, hati ini bila mengenangkan
Kau sahabatku, kau teman sejati

Tulus ikhlasmu, luhur budimu bagai tiada pengganti
Senyum tawamu, juga katamu menghburkan kami
Memori indah, kita bersama terus bersemadi
Kau sahabatku, kau teman sejati

Sudah ditakdirkan kau pergi dulu
Disaat kau masih diperlukan
Tuhan lebih menyayangi dirimu
Kupasrah diatas kehendak yang Esa

Ya Allah, tempatkannya, ditempat yang mulia
Tempat yang dikau, janjikan nikmat, untuk hamba-Mu
Sahabatku, akan ku teruskan perjuangan ini
Walau kutahu, kau tiada disisi

Perjuangan kita masih jauh, beribu batu
Selagi roh masih dijasad, hidup diteruskan
Sedih rasa hati ini mengenangkan dikau
Bagai semalam kau bersama kami

Moga amanlah dan bahgia dikau disana
Setangkai doa juga Fatihah terus ku kirimkan
Moga disana kau bersama para solehin
Kau sahabatku, kau teman sejati.

Telah tiba, saat waktu kau tinggalkan kami
Kerana takdir, yang Maha Esa telah ementapkan
Sedih rasanya, hati ini bila mengenangkan
Kau sahabatku, kau teman sejati.

Hijjaz - Kau Sahabat Kau Teman

One reason I use Firefox as my default browser is because of its wide range of extensions. And I know that all other browsers have extensions too but Firefox’s extensions suit me better with my style of usage. Here are several extensions that I use:

• Adblock Plus : Block ads on almost all pages, even in youtube. Good for those who watch youtube a lot and ads-haters.
• Download Statusbar : Convert your “Downloads” window into a small bar on the bottom of the screen. Neat
• DownThemAll (dTa) : Free download manager inside your browser. No other plugins for other download managers software. Install this and you are good to go. It works with most premium direct download accounts too.
• F.B Purity : Must-have add-ons for avid Facebook users. Hide almost anything that you want to hide from your homepage. You can increase the font size too if you want.
• Feedly : Best RSS reader so far. You can link it up to your Google Reader account and everything will be sorted out for you in a jiffy. No mess, just read all you want. I love the cover tab very much. Looks like a real magazine, just online.
• Flashgot : For those who use external download managers like Flashget, Orbit and Internet Download Manager, this is the add-on for you. You can set up your downloads to be handled by your download managers and grab stuff from Flash sites too.
• LastPass : Reduce log in time 10x. Enough said. But don’t forget your master password!
• WOT (Web Of Trust) : Helps you avoid bad websites (phising, malwares etc) via rating from users around the world. Good add-on if you don’t have any anti-spyware programs installed.

IE9 looks cool but lack of extensions makes it not ideal for my usual browsing need. Chrome is the safest browser out there and it’s fast as hell but i’m getting tired transferring downloads to Firefox. Firefox in the other hand have everything that i really want in a browser (e.g all the add-ons i want) and i can straight away download stuff out of any websites and transfer it to anywhere i want. But Firefox loads a bit slower compared to Chrome and IE9 but that’s not a big deal.

Bola. Tak kesah la bola padang k, futsal k, gem bola k, sume bes tengok n maen. walaupon ak xreti men FIFA or PES n aku pon x brape nk men bola sgt (bukan x reti cume x maen sgt j), ak suke tgk bola. EPL k, World Cup k pape ah. Die ade satu macam tarikan la tgk 22 org keja sebijik mnde bulat yg diperbuat drpd getah atas padang rumput tuh. Aku rase tuhan ade cipta satu gene yg ade dlm sume org laki kat dunia nih klu tgk org keja bola sepak tuh mesti rse bes n nak join tgk jgk. Maybe sebab diorg maen cantik k, passing style k or gile2 samba mcm brazil men. Tp tuh mmg aku paham; org laki mmg minat tgk bola. Fullstop.

Tp ade mnde yg ak kurg paham iaitu:

1. Keupayaan member2 aku menghafal semua name player bola dunia x kire EPL k La Liga k Serie A k Bundesliga k sume tau.
2. Kefanatikan menyokong team bola feveret masing2

OK first point. mcm mne korg leh hafal nme2 player tuh? bkn ade 2 3 org stu team bola. bile borak itu ini spe skor bagai tuh ak leh phm la. tp bab discuss spe ptt bli spe ptt jual spe ptt maen spe men cm hrm bla3 tuh paling ak heran. mcm korg lak manager. bukan ak hangin k hape nk marah korg hafal nme diorg sume, cume ak rse terpinggir ah bile korg borak bola pung pang pung pang aku x reti nk reply. DENG!

Second, fanatik team bola feveret. Tolong lah fan MU, CHelsea, Arsenal Liverpool dan sebagainya, xyh la kepoh2 kutuk2 org kt twitter k fbook k klu team len kalah. or nk bajet hebat lak team ko menang. Bukan korg maen pon. pstuh klu korg promote2 bagai dpt duet k? klu dpt duet meh cni ak nk join jgk sokong hahaha

Macam ni la ak nk ckp, korg tgk bola lepak2 j sudah. xyh nk bersedih frust menonggeng kalah FA cup. xyh nak heboh sane cni mng EPL. stu dunie tau. internet ade. simpan j dlm hati, xpon tulis kt blog mcm aku hehehe.

Jangan lak hangin ngn aku pas nih. ak bkn nk kte korg xbgs tgk bola. ak pon tgk bola gk cme x sebanyak korg ah. Just kurangkn kepoh2 tuh. Serabut la tgk. Xube korg tgk sukan len plak, mcm badminton k, american football k, ragbi k, ping pong k, galah panjang k, ok ape. LOL

1. Finish Dragon Age 2.

*for now. heh

Sorang lagi member aku meninggal pagi td (waktu Malaysia). Sejak abes skola menengah almost every year ade org meninggal. Maybe this is how God reminds me how short life can be.

“Dari Allah kita datang, kepada Allah jua kita kembali”

dah2 la tuh fan2 bola sepak xkire MU k chelsea k liverpool k, xyah la gado2 apsl nak maki2 hamun plak. chill2. diorg mng k kalah k bukan dpt ape kt korg pon. klu mng sorak, klu kalah wat bodoh dah. xyh nak rant kt facebook, ak xske la.

Oh Malaysia ku sayang. Mende2 kecik mcm ni la yg jadi masalah besa kat mesia tuh. daripada kepoh2 komplen psl saman ekor, baek la kepoh2 komplen psl pacik2 macik2 kerani JPN yg lmbb nak mati setelkan IC aku, padahal kne anta borg n bg cap jari j pon, bukan siap tros on the spot IC ak tuh. ok lah meh cni ak cte ckit ape yg ak tau psl kes saman ekor nih.

Daripada ap yg ak phm, org kt mesia skrg xleh nk renew roadtax a.k.a cukai jalan utk kenderaan diorg klu diorg ade saman tertunggak. dan dsbbkn diorg nih xtau diorg kne saman, diorg terkejut la bile nk pg renew roadtax, tibe2 org JPJ ckp ade saman ekor tertunggak kne langsai, sile byr 300 klu x xleh renew. so mereka2 yg menggunakan kete n moto diorg sbg primary mode of transportation pon panas ati sbb:

1. xleh pki kete diorg sbb roadtax xleh renew so technically speaking its illegal for them to drive the car around Malaysian roads without paying the road tax.
2. kene byr extra plak time nk renew saman sbb ntah bile mse kne saman pon xtau.

OK skrg ak xtau ujung pangkal isu saman ekor nih so ak xberani nk ckp byk. tp berdasarkan pemahaman ak yg kurg nih ak boleh buat due general conclusion berkenaan saman ekor nih.

Pertama, pemandu2 Malaysia sepatutnya sedar bahawa diorg sume bawak kete bukan kat Autobahn, leh bwk lelaju mcm laser pew pew sane sini. Kat mesia ade speed limit, highway sekian2, jalan bandar sekian2. tapi disebabkan berleluasanye lesen terbang dan bermacam2 lg jenis lesen, undang2 nih sume buat hiasan j kt dlm perlembagaan or buku JPJ or mne2 la diorg letak undang2 nih sume. SO pade pendapat aku bgs la org2 xsdr diri mcm jalan tuh mak bapak die punye kne saman.

Kedua, JPJ pon klu la nk saman org sangat, lepas da saman tuh bg la notification kt sesape yg kne saman tuh. anta surat rasmi k. tulis ctu: kepada si polan bin si polan, anda telah disaman amaun sekian2 kerana melanggar had laju sekian2 di lebuhraya sekian2. bukti gambar speed cam pon buh ctu skali. haaaa mcm tuh mangkuk2 yg bwk laju tuh xde la alasan x byr saman. ni men tembak2 pki speedcam, pstuh simpan dlm rekod buat pekasam, da 3 4 taun bru nk bg tau mse nk renew roadtax jadah ape, aku pon hangin. and jgn nk bg alasan xde alamat la hape la itu ini la. pakai mykad bagai, xkn la xleh nk cross reference nombor plet ngn name kt dlm lesen tuh. kalau system information engineer a.k.a brader jge comp JPJ mls nk buat kje meh ak buatkan, bukan ak ad kje sgt pon nih hahaha.SO sile lah JPJ buat kje bg teratur ckit jgn men saman j org.

Jadi skrg spe salah? due2 pon slh. stu mls buat kje, stu xreti nk ikot undang2. jgn gaduh jgn melenting. saman tuh byr j. JPJ plak tolong2 ckit. bg diskaun k hape k. xbaek dajal org saman2 xpsl2 xelok. berdose tuhan cakap. hehe.

priority: omega-3-1-6-omega; code: 7-break-7; identity: uxolta, vice admiral, commander in chief of argosy special operations.

p/s: i love how the command order in Andromeda sounds so real and important haha

• A new motherboard for SLI. Check
• A graphic card. NVIDIA GTS 450 Check
• SLI cables Check
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