June 2009
116 posts
haha.. good tips btw..;p
- Go back in time and don’t use fertility treatment so you don’t end up with three hundred children
- While you’re there back in time, don’t agree to have your lives taped
Problem solved.
(idiots)
Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially “dangerous” erection for atleast one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML
May 2009
115 posts
- Bret: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Jemaine: No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking.
- Bret: So you're not thinking what I'm thinking?
- Jemaine: No, cause you're thinking I'm thinking what you're thinking!
- im confused..;p
Today, I was partnered with this really sexy guy for an audition. He says, “Am I really stuck with you? I can’t even stand being seen with you in public!” I start cursing him out really loud, but then I realize that he’s only reading the script. Everyone was staring, and he called me a crazy bitch. FML
- When you kiss on a computer, often leads to cyber STD’s.
I wanna go cyber kissing you using my newly installed software if you know what I mean.
eventhough its produced 13 years ago..heh..
Four people became sick Thursday when a zoo employee accidentally poured a degreasing agent into the sno-cone machine instead of the flavored syrup.
Whay are people so desperate these days that they ignore honesty and integrity?
jeez..
she got 13 A1’s n 2 A2’s..
that’s already too good..
At the Five Guys near Nationals Park, President Obama ordered a cheeseburger with jalapeños and hobnobbed with the lunchtime crowd.
…His body was flown to Kuala Lumpur at 10pm last night on the same MAS flight in which he had booked his ticket home…
I dont think so..hmm..
Google released to developers an early version of a collaboration and communication tool that consolidates features from e-mail, instant messaging, blogging, wikis, multimedia management and document sharing.
All-In-One!
Today, I had a sauna with some of my friends. From what I’d been told, it would be one of the regular saunas with the guys where we usually don’t bother wearing anything. It wasn’t. When I walked in, there were women there and I was the only one naked. FML
hahaha..;p
Albert Einstein
p/s: dont be stupid people..;p
